Nice Parking Jackass Stationary

Hummer taking up two spots?  Escalade being a little too chummy with your car door or perhaps that Kia Rio simply has a case of Little Car Syndrome? Instead of keying that ass’s car next time, leave them a nice little note letting them know what a giant pile of douche they really are with the Nice Parking Jackass Parking Card. Printed on tree-free 100% cotton stock in a letterpress-printed deep violet, these business-card-sized parking notes finally allow you express your intense hatred for another person’s horrible parking job but in a style that is not reminiscent of a Jerry Springer episode.

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